It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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