You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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