Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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