Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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