Capitaan dildo arrescate!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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