i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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