and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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