no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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