i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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