Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
one might say we're banned from that church
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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