She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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