I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
jump out the window naked night went bad
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