What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
is that a dick in a sweater?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
