: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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