I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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