Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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