i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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