In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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