Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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