So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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