FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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