giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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