Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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