So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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