Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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