How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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