Me. At least after what I've been through.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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