We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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