How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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