I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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