physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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