Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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