On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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