is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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