My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
you made out with another girl for some wings
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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