You made me cry and you don't even care
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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