sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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