He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I'm really busy with my period
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