My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
