Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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