i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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