I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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