We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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