Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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