You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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