i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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