I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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