check it out our google latitudes are spooning
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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