so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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