Non-Jews are for practice
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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