Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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