My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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