Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
do nipples grow back?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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