Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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